Major Major

Major Major was the commander of Yossarian's squadron at Pianosa during WWII. He was named jokingly by his father as a young boy Major Major Major. When he was shipped overseas to Pianosa, he was promoted to Major, making him Major Major Major Major. He has been noted for beeing socially troubled and generally disliked by his peers, he has little to no friends and requested for his assistant, Sergeant Towser to only let people in his office when he wasn't there, and not let people in when he was there